-Swans. Gosh, anyone who's ever met a swan knows they aren't worth all the (positive) attention they're getting. They are the most evil birds in the world! I've been chased by a swan twice after trying to feed it. I mean they're always portrayed as wonderful and kind in stories, how was I supposed to know they were insane? Stupid birds.
-Soda. It just tastes so weird, it's like drinking something you created in chemistry class. I much prefer natural, non-bubbly stuff like orange juice and homemade lemonade.
- Babies. Uhm, I guess hate is a strong word but I really don't like them. It's not personal or anything but they can't even use the toilet themselves or eat properly and they scream all the time. I'm sorry but I find that gross, not cute. No offense to babies everywhere or their parents or siblings or something, I've been a baby too you know, I just don't like being too close to them.
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| This is soda, not a baby, but if I put it in it's proper place it looks strange. |
ON THE OTHER HAND
I just realized I don't want such a negative post on my blog so I'll also list 3 things I love, things not many people appreciate.
- Social Science. If School only consisted of Social Science I'd love going to school. I like knowing how society works and learning things I'll actually get to use everyday, or at the very least once every fourth year. The assignment are mostly things I'll do for fun like debates.
- Spinach. I really don't get why some people hate it so much. It's tasty and easy to eat and unlike tomatoes and oranges it doesn't hurt if you eat it after you've bitten your cheeks. And the little leaf shaped things make you feel like a rabbit or something when you eat them. That's a good thing, in this case.
- Spiders. Okay, this may be related to my love for things other people consider creepy but I don't think they're creepy. I mean they look funny with all their little legs and round body. And they have fur! I mean they aren't as cute as cats but for insects (or whatever they are) they're adorable. And friendly too, at least if you're bigger than them. They just sit in some corner and eat all those really annoying insects, you know like mosquitoes, the ones who actually get in your face and bites you for no reason. Uhm, this doesn't include the poisonous spiders in Africa and stuff, I mean they still look funny but only an idiot would call those friendly. This post mostly applies to the harmless kind found in old houses and stuff.
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| This is a Goliath Bird Eating Spider. I don't think it's scary but since it is one of the worlds largest spiders people have a perfectly acceptable reason of being terrified of it. The tiny things you are most likely going to meet however... |
I don't like babies either~~~
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