Dream Part 1.

Not as lighthearted as the dreams I usually write about (or rather wrote about, on my old blog Naisu) but it was really enjoyable. So of course, I'll write about it. Carefully edited into a format that's (hopefully) both and understandable and pretty accurate recap of my dream written in a nice and story-like form. Aren't you lucky? Split into two because the dream became really long in this format and walls of texts are bad. Part 2 will be posted later

It all started with me and Nondescript Companion walking around in the woods without any real destination, just searching for something out of the ordinary. Luckily we found this something pretty much right away as we noticed an old looking shed on top of a hill. We, or perhaps just I, found this interesting and I immediately started running towards it as fast as I could.

When we came closer to the shack we saw a woman sitting on a very low bench. She had long dark hair and inhumanly pale skin ,obviously a Stringy Haired Ghost Girl but that didn't bother me as I happily waved at her.

 The woman didn't look up but somehow managed to speak loud and clear without even moving her mouth. She told us that we had to check an old house on the other side of the hill and we obeyed without any questions.

We quickly reached the rundown building and proceeded to push the door open very slowly. Inside was a room full of dusty old-fashioned furniture and a dark figure sitting in one of the corners. My Nondescript Companion grabbed my shoulder and tried to get us away from the thing but I simply walked towards it and dragged him/her along with me.

As we walked towards the creature in the shadows it turned around and showed a face frozen in a large grin, glowing red eyes and the same unnaturally pale skin that the woman who sent us there had. As we got closer the thing started waving its arms around frantically and trying to scratch us with its horribly long nails. We avoided it, my Nondescript Companion screamed  and I grabbed its wrists and pushed it into the wall. Suddenly it was gone.

Confused but satisfied I turned to my Nondescript Companion and told him/her that we should go back to the lady and tell her about this. S/-he protested with the completely logical and rational argument that since the woman and the aggressive creature we just fought looked similar and she sent us here then she probably wasn't a good guy but I protested and said that the lady was really cool and once again dragged poor Nondescript Companion with me.

Scary-looking? What are you talking about? (Picture not actually from dream of course but as fitting as it gets)

The Stringy Haired Ghost Girl sat on the bench just like we left her but once again she managed to talk without even opening her mouth. She thanked us for getting rid of what was apparently some kind of demon and explained that only the once with shining eyes were mad and that they were once sane like her. I didn't get a glimpse of her eyes until she, along with everything else around me, faded away in favor of my own room.

Yes, suddenly I was in front of my computer as if nothing had happened. Looking at the screen I found that I was already logged onto Facebook (I don't really have a Facebook account but dream me does apparently). On the screen was an app I couldn't remember seeing before. There was nothing on it except a prison cell surrounded by brick walls, an experience bar and one single button. I was outside the cell and inside was a shadowy creature, a creature with a large grin on its face and unnaturally pale skin, waving its arms frantically...

CLIFFHANGER

TL;DR: Me and Someone went to a house and saw a creepy lady who sent us to another house and we fought a weird thing and then went back and then I was in front of my computer and found an app with the weird thing in! Also I acted sort of stupid.

Naming Your Posts

I do not understand how you're supposed to do it! Or well, sometimes I do but most of the time it's just a simple word relating to the post (examples: Dreams and Nostalgia Critic). I got no idea why but this annoys me. I really do try to come up with a somewhat original title but sometimes I just can't do it.

It feels so stupid and nondescript. I mean a post named Dreams doesn't really stand out that much and really tells nothing about the post except that it's somehow related to dreams. I guess it's sort of silly but this really annoys me.

A post named dreams may very well be this as well. Actually naming a post about this Dreams is better than naming the post I wrote dreams. I get the feeling that didn't make any sense.... 

Dreams

I used to have really awesome dreams, so awesome I used to write them down and blog about them and tell people about them, but now it seems I'm in a period of boring dreams. Normally my dreams consists of things like me running around being badass and fighting insane murderers, mario snowmen and doing awesome stuff but the last week it's just been confusing and boring dreams on the rare associations that I actually remember them. This is a little depressing.

My nightmares never involve dark woods or graveyards or post-apocalyptic scenery, that stuff is just ordinary awesome dreams. My nightmares are about water.

It might just be because I'm sick and my mind is too tired to make up fun stuff but it's still really freaking annoying. Sleep feels much more exciting when you have cool dreams, even if said dreams would sometimes be classified as nightmares in the eyes of most people while my actual nightmares would be classified as normal dreams for most people.

I am considering writing about some of my dreams here on this blog but at the same time I don't really have the energy to and well, as i mentioned my dreams aren't all that entertaining at the moment so I guess I won't do it right now at least. Oh, by the way: I really got to stop this nonchalant meh-attitude I tend to have over my blog. It's probably not very pleasant to read.

Things I Want In My Residence When I Grow Up

• Cats. Of  course. Lots of them! I want a whole pack! (<- I know you don't call a group of cats a pack, but I do)
  
• A really large swimming pool, and by really large I mean larger than my house. And I want a large house.
  
• A fountain. A large one with many layers or whatever you call them and with pretty sculptures. No actually I want many fountains! One close to the pool, one in the front garden, one in the hall and so on.
  
• Chickens. A magazine I read said you could have them as pets. Apparently they are very friendly and personal and you can have them in your garden without any sort of permission. Also, free eggs (not that I care, I just want a funny pet)
  
• My very own roller coaster. It's not a realistic dream, really, but if I ever get rich enough I'll build my own roller coaster, an awesome one. Way too many people spend their money on shoes and plastic surgery when they could be building an amusement park.

Stupid Hen refuses to go where I want it so I guess I'll just randomly put it at the end of this post.